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A woman just back from Arizona was from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile," she said. "Why, was he disappointed with the view?" "No, he fell over the edge."

Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

Boy Youve got a face like a from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.

A little boy came running into the from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face." "Tell him you've already got one," said his father.

Witch Doctor I cant help pulling ugly from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled.

Teacher What a glum face what would from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Mommy all the kids at school say from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

QWhat do me and a mirror have from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Once there was a church that had from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died. "Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."

I dont know where you got your from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

Why did the pig have ink all from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

Why is your face all scratched My from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why is your nose in the middle from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

What is the hottest part of a from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.

Counselor Wash your face I can see from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

My teachers got a pretty face if from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

Boy monster Youve got a face like from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

How did your mom know you hadnt from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.

First Witch I like your toad He from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.

You can read his mind in his from Flashcomment Face jokes Jokes
You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.